I should go gargle with warm salt water.

Oh my god, this episode of "Murphy Brown" was directed by Peter Bonerz.

This song climaxes, like, five times.

Ugh I am gonna have to break down and buy a vacuum cleaner.

Boy, I've got rather a lot of threesome fic to write this weekend.

DAMMIT, IT'S STILL NOT STIFF.

Aaaand now I'm stuck waiting for the hair gel to get stiff.

I took the bone away from him, and now he's kinda looking at me like "hey, give it back!".

Someone at the store asked me if I felt "that act of God."

I just ate a Cherry fruit sorbet thing (it came in a tube (that's what she said?)), and now I'm thinking about going on a cherry-flavored binge.